Ladies man
I have this effect on girls...They keep wanting to hit me.
Labels: I say charm. You say 'another reason why I don't have a girlfriend.'
I don't fornicate but I watch porn
There's no such thing as premature ejaculation. Only different goals in sex.
Labels: Not that watching porn has anything to do with anything.
What would happen should something happen
If someone took off all the porn from the web. There will only be one website: BRINGBACKTHEPORN.com
Labels: Adult content
Don't listen to them, they don't know whay they're talking about. I don't know who "they" are, but DON'T FUCKING LISTEN TO THEM
They say don't dishonor your parents. Well, that's a fucking laugh isn't it? They fucking started it.
Labels: The collective inimitable "them"
Never being honest, never lying for fate's bloody heels
I've had nothing to say. I've had nothing to say for awhile. Your past has seen my face, your present has died and I'm your saving grace. Your footsteps echo through heaven's ways, but your feet walk hell's floors. My eyes see everything pure about you, but you, you don't see me. Not truly, not purely. Your eyes were beautiful, your laugh was perfect. But your heart, your heart were in all the wrong places. Your fire will fade, your light may falter. I, I will love you, forever, for always. My head ablythe, I remain yours.
Labels: Lovestonedcoldstunner
Super human
These laws of physics do not apply:
1) Too much pornography
2) Too much food
3) Ttoo much sleep
Labels: I am back with a capital C for as long as I have nothing better to do.
Bla bla bla bla bla SHEEP
Boy: I finished my chocolate :(
Girl: Here, you can have mine :)
I don't care what anyone says, that is true love.