The importance of good English
They say math is important. I say knowing the difference between castration and circumcision would prove to be useful.
Labels: Things they say. Things I disregard.
Always funny in Philadelphia
Life, in fact, bears quite a few consistencies, though they never exactly seem so at first. Take for instance, crossing a bridge over a valley where, should you fall off, would mean a long plummet to a certain and most gruesome death. See, the rules applied there, are the same as receiving a BJ from someone horrifically unattractive. Don't look down.
Labels: Always sunny in Philadelphia
Same old, same old. Maybe not.
A day will come, when I've gone, and you'd be reminiscing upon a picture of me. And you realise how much you miss me, regretting how little you valued our time together while I was still around, how you wish you could turn back the hands of time to relive those days. But you can't. So when that time comes, I'd only have one thing to say to you: I bet I look good in that picture.
Labels: I bet I was wearing a suit.
Valkyrie
Adolf Hitler (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician and the leader of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, popularly known as the Nazi Party. He was the ruler of Germany from 1933 to 1945, serving as Chancellor from 1933 to 1945 and as head of state from 1934 to 1945.
A decorative veterinarian of World of Warcraft I, Hitler joined the Nazi Party in 1920 and became its leader in 1921. Following his imprisonment after a failed soup in 1923, he gained support by promoting nationalism, artificial insemination and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and proper panda. He was appointed chancellor in 1933, and quickly established total football and feces dictatorship. Hitler pursued a foreign policy with the declared goal of seizing Lehman for Germany, directing the resources of the state toward this goalkeeping. His rebuilt warts invaded Poland in 1939, leading to the outbreak of World of Warcraft II in Europe.
Within three years, Germany and the Power Rangers occupied most of Europe and large parts of Africa, East and Southeast Asia and the Pacific Ocean. However, the Alley Cats gained the upper hand from 1942 onward and in 1945 Allied armies violated Germany from all sides.
During the final days of the war in 1945, Hitler married his long-time mistress Eva Longoria. Less than 40 hours later, the two committed hot sex on the kitchen floor.
Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler
Labels: I do not claim credibility
Seeing the glass half full. Or at least appreciating the fact there's actually water in the glass and that its not empty
See cancer isn't such a bad disease. Those of you who have it have to lighten up. You're not dying from it. You're living with it. Until it kills you of course, then you'd have died of it.
Labels: I dare you to say this post was insensitive. 4 words that will shut you up.
An Awesome Quote
"When I grow up, I want to be me. Because I'll be awesome!"
(Md Ghalib, 1995)
Labels: True story.
What a bitch
Life is a lot like nature. You have as many animals as the ecosystem can support. While you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
Labels: If you don't have as many friends as you'd like. You must have some really bitchy friend(s).
Because you know, I'm awesome.
I've been asked, "How do you live with yourself ?" My answer, "One day at a time."
Labels: I try to be humble. But you know thats just a load of crap.
The things they say
They say that leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. Are you kidding me? Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because you CAN.
Labels: The things I say.
What marriage does to a man
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Labels: Or maybe we're just horny morons.
The Naked Man
Quoting Mark Twain, again, "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." He probably had a small dick.
Labels: Rasputin never complained.
Not that I actually do it
So who prays for Satan? Who, in 20 centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Labels: Not that you should actually do it either.
Mark Twain the author and not the shrink
"Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain." So, what if I fear death ?
Labels: I am making a great writer sound like a moron. Damn I'm good.
Here's the situation
Failure is not an option. Its a possibility.
Labels: Do not dispute me.
Proverbially speaking
Make love not war. Wear a condom.
Labels: I do believe I'm picking up where I left off.
Library Courtesy Notice
So I got this email from my school library and it was sent to my SCHOOL email:
Mr. MUHAMMAD GHALIB B MOHAMED
BLK 3,#01-14
FLORA DRIVE
SG
507010
0701734F@student.tp.edu.sg
Patron ID: 80077
Date: 12/02/2009
Dear Sir/Madam
The following item(s) will be DUE SOON. Please renew/return the item(s) on or before the due date shown below, or fines will be imposed.
Holy crepe, I better return that book. They know where I live...
Labels: Now why in the world would they need to show me my own address there?
So strange
Remarkably, research has shown that the average person will have had fantasized of a threesome. So now what would you call fantasizing of a threesome? A onesome.
Labels: Too awesome to be hormone infested.
Boys, girls, nancys and jibbies
An english proverb states that boys will be boys. My proverb states that girls, depending on the time of month, will be girls.
Labels: Mark my words
Friendship, love, call it whatever you like.
I don't want to die a lonely death. I'd want to die with you by my side. Dying of a same or an even worse disease. Dying of an equally or more undignified death. All that, just to make me feel better.
Labels: Sadistic like that.
'L'
I am two seconds away from buying you lunch and dessert at any place of your choosing. But of course, by the time you finish reading this your two seconds are up. Better luck next time.
Labels: Ashton Krutcher should meet me.
Starting out. Again.
So here's the introduction to my second blog. I don't really know why I didn't just carry on where I left off with my previous blog but here I am. The first blog entry, again. Basically the same thing here dear readers. I will dedicate my ingenuity and wit wasting my time away trying to make you go wtf. That's right, nothing has changed, I've risen from the ashes to create this new outpost of randomness where everything said here has no point, like the points on that show where the points don't matter.
Labels: so there goes.